I’m An Addict.

Hi. My name is El***. I’m an addict.

I’m addicted to Facebook. I have been clean & sober for about 30 minutes now. Boy it feels good. Do U know how hard it is to give it all up? Look who I’m talking to. Of course U do.

It all started when I begged my friends to get an account so we could hang out. Then it snowballed into a 100 or more. I went to links just to “Friend” someone. I just had to visit my newsfeed. I even broke dates just to get on Facebook. Finally it became too much. I LOL without LMAO. At first I was late to work, then I took sick days. Finally I just stopped going to work. By that time I was retired. Redbull & Cheetos was my diet. Tech support was calling me for advice. I just had to break the habit.

So here I am. Thirty minutes ago, I turned off the machine. I rushed right over here. It was the first time I pulled the plug on my laptop in over thirty day’s! It felt weird. But at the same time a monkey was off my back. I hope U can help me.

It feels great to be back on my desk top computer! I know this is a non-English social site, but I have changed my screen name so I can't be tracked so easily. I feel free to talk about my issues here. My Facebook friends will not be able to find me here. I assume I can use this site 24/7.

First I have a question or two:

Where is the ‘LIKE” button?

For that matter, where is the “SHARE” button.

How do I “FRIEND” people?

Can I “UNFRIEND” people and how hard is it to do so?

Can U answer in English? Being an American, I only speak English. I’m sure yo..oops..U understand.

This home page, does it show all my site likes and feeds?

Can I use UR site address on my cars new vanity plates? 

Don’t hesitate to visit me when you are in the States. I will pack a cooler with a couple of bag lunches and some Redbull so we can chat. Online of course.

Oh Don’t forget to sent me your location so I can add it to my online map. Just saying.

And finally, what year is this?