Wednesday, May 23, 2012

Screen door for automobiles

Screen door for automobiles. Yes. That’s what I need. Screen door for automobiles.
 
I took a swipe at a bug in my car, swerved to avoid ramming a tree and got this brilliant idea. Just as a screen door on a house keeps the flies out, I need a screen door or two. A fresh breeze would blow through while keeping the bugs out. Brilliant I say, just brilliant. It does not need to be nor should it be, built from window screen. No, it must be sturdy. More of a perforated metal type of construction. Window optional. For van types of automobile, the sliding door(s) would suffice. Or how about the rear hatch on your new SUV? It needs a screen door.

 Smile This item would cancel the need to open a window for fresh air or a steady breeze. The down side is it would not be a DIY project unless one works as a body and door technician. The custom install would need to be done by a professional shop. It may take more than eight hours to complete. More like a week if you use the same auto shop as I do. And paintable. Must be paintable. Custom colors are all the rage. Say you drive a red vehicle. You could choose to paint the new door in a rainbow of colors. A real eye catcher. Thus drawing attention to your custom ride.

“I never saw anything like it.” A passerby comments. “Un-describable”.

“Ya, a real winner. I’m glad your pleased with my effort. Notice the rainbow paint and how it makes the rest of the vehicle stand out. Did it all myself.” You reply, pointing to the vehicle. “You never notice the rust spots with this baby. How do you like the added detail of the brush strokes? Great aren’t they.” 

Smile Self shading automobile glass (transition glass). Lets not forget the glass. *Windscreens protect the vehicle's occupants from wind and flying debris such as dust, insects, and rocks, and providing an aerodynamically formed window towards the front. UV Coating may be applied to screen out harmful ultraviolet radiation. This writer believes if they can make transition lenses for eye glasses, it is just a small step to making them for vehicles. Auto-shading glass would be a big benefit for the driver. No more using sunglasses while driving. Sunglasses can/do distort the vision a little. No more guessing when to turn. The vehicle glass would change to a complete sun blocking windshield. Dark in the summer when the sun is the brightest, lighter in the winter when the sun is not so bright.

“How do you see out of that thing?” Your neighbor asks. “It looks really, really dark.”

“Well, before I put it in gear, I sit in it for about ten minutes to let my eyes get used to it.” You reply. “Then I drive real slow. It distorts the sight just a little. Not like real sunglasses do. I wish it came in my sight prescription. Like the new door?”

“All the other neighbors are right about you.” Your neighbor says. “You do seem different than others.”

So if you can find the above products, let this writer know. I have been wanting to add custom features to my vehicle for some time. A screen door or new windshield would be just the thing.

 Hey. Works for me.
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