I took a swipe at a bug in my car, swerved to avoid ramming a tree and got this brilliant idea. Just as a screen door on a house keeps the flies out, I need a screen door or two. A fresh breeze would blow through while keeping the bugs out. Brilliant I say, just brilliant. It does not need to be nor should it be, built from window screen. No, it must be sturdy. More of a perforated metal type of construction. Window optional. For van types of automobile, the sliding door(s) would suffice. Or how about the rear hatch on your new SUV? It needs a screen door.
“I never saw anything like it.” A passerby comments. “Un-describable”.
“Ya, a real winner. I’m glad your pleased with my effort. Notice the rainbow paint and how it makes the rest of the vehicle stand out. Did it all myself.” You reply, pointing to the vehicle. “You never notice the rust spots with this baby. How do you like the added detail of the brush strokes? Great aren’t they.”
“How do you see out of that thing?” Your neighbor asks. “It looks really, really dark.”
“Well, before I put it in gear, I sit in it for about ten minutes to let my eyes get used to it.” You reply. “Then I drive real slow. It distorts the sight just a little. Not like real sunglasses do. I wish it came in my sight prescription. Like the new door?”
“All the other neighbors are right about you.” Your neighbor says. “You do seem different than others.”
So if you can find the above products, let this writer know. I have been wanting to add custom features to my vehicle for some time. A screen door or new windshield would be just the thing.
Hey. Works for me.
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