Tobacco pipe

This writer thinks what this economy needs is a great tobacco pipe. The cheaper, the better. When things get a little rough, take out your pipe, fill it with your favorite tobacco, light it and enjoy. If you can stand the awful taste. Not to mention the smell. It will stink up your skin, your clothes and dull your taste buds. You may even get a little dizzy (high). Falling down may not be out of the question. Yes, this is a legal substance. Be prepared to be kicked out of every building in sight, if you chose to smoke. Smoking indoors is not legal. 

One must buy said pipe, decide from many different types, buy the tobacco, again decide from many offered, fill, light, smoke. But wait! This is not only time consuming but costly. But, because this writer is not only a cheapskate but also rather lazy, a better idea came to mind. Yes, a much better idea. Wait for it…….A smokers pipe made from tobacco! All in one. Much better, right? Buy said pipe, light and smoke! No more decisions about type of pipe or tobacco. Right? 

So I challenge the inventor out there to come up with a better product. It does not need to be completely made from tobacco, just the smoking/burning area. Just think of it. A fully loaded pipe. Amazing! However for aesthetics it must be in the shape of current pipe styles. So it looks like you are smoking a pipe. No false advertising. The mouth piece must be made from something sturdy. A tobacco stem would not be sturdy enough. 

Just gather some tobacco, put into mold, press and… Bingo! You have a new product. Of course, one must find a binder material to mix in with the tobacco. So the new product will hold it’s shape. One not harmful to all. That may be a joy killer.

What an idea! I get excited just thinking about such a product and I am not a smoker. A million dollar idea.

If someone out there likes this idea and can develop it, contact this writer. I am willing to start smoking a pipe. I will risk wearing smoky smelling clothes. My taste buds are already shot.

Works for me.